You could cut the sexual tension with a freshly ironed and starched collar

To be fair, a logo in the foreground was symmetrical

Yesterday at work:

K, who's in charge while the e-in-c is on vacation: "Can you flip the photo so the guy is facing the other way?"
D, who doesn't actually care: "Yeah, but it's not really ethical."
K: "I won't tell if you won't tell."
[D flips the photo so the guy is facing the other way]
D: "I think that's the mark of a professional newspaper: how often you hear 'I won't tell if you won't tell' in the newsroom."