Dear John McCain ...

You deserve to lose because your supporters are incompetent assholes, especially when they have blatant conflicts of interest and end up getting me in trouble at work because they don't give me back the proof pages in a timely manner. Seriously, fuck you and your supporters, with a extra special fuck you to whoever sent us a fax telling us that "Ukrainians have a moral obligation to never vote for a ... Marxist Nigerian chimp."