Not a mad-lib, just an ad-lib

Want ... to ... post ... but ... so ... lazy ... and ... would ... rather ... check ... Google ... Reader ... every ... five ... minutes ... to ... see ... if ... friends ... have ... updated ... their ... blogs ... in ... unfair ... and ... possibly ... hypocritical ... example ... of ... my ... own ... feelings ... of ... give ... and ... take ... in ... interpersonal ... relationships ... but ... there ... comes ... a ... point ... where ... a ... man ... must ... accept ... his ... own ... complicity ... in ... the ... failure ... of ... relationships ... ( ... and ... I ... am ... too ... a ... man ... which ... all ... the ... ladies ... who ... have ... denied ... getting ... pregnant ... by ... me ... can ... attest ... to ... ) ... ( ... apologies ... for ... the ... dangling ... preposition ... ) ... oh ... crap ... it's ... 5 ... p ... m ...

Quittin' time!