What if they televised a revolution and nobody watched?

By my count (and by the count of any reputable calendar) it's been 21 days since my last post. There are three ways I can handle this, if I wish to continue writing my blog:

1. Write a post wherein I apologize to my readers for my poor blogging habits.
   
2. Ignore my poor blogging habits and continue writing as if nothing has happened.
3. Offer a free pudding cup to any reader who feels aggrieved by my poor blogging habits.

[Some would see those options and suggest that they are not mutually exclusive, to which I would respond: "I think I know how 'mutually exclusive' things work; I totally remember it from Statistical Probability 241, in which my final grade was 50% (the second time I took it)."]

I've thought about it and I've decided that the proper course of action is option #3. Also, I have a lot of pudding cups after I bought 40 of them for $10 and I really have to get rid of them because I'm getting a little sick of pudding for dinner.

If you've felt aggrieved by my poor blogging habits, please email me your name, mailing address, and whether you'd like chocolate or vanilla. One pudding cup per reader, no substitutions, void where prohibited (which I think is nowhere).