I don't think I've shaved since then, not that I ever really "shave"

Mike asked me why I don't scan my face at work. Here's why:

Fig. 1: Please don't use my scanned fingerprints to frame me for a crime I didn't commit,
causing me to drift from town to town helping people in trouble before the detective who's
made it his personal mission to track me down causes me to leave as the sad Hulk theme plays.

In addition to distorting my face, it takes a really long time for the scanner to do its work. Compare that to the speed with which I can photocopy my face: yesterday it took twenty seconds to go to the photocopier, copy my face, then get back to my desk ... all without rushing! Rushing would raise suspicion, though I sometimes think my co-workers know everything and act (act) like they don't care.

Further, the scanner is at my desk, in full view of everyone, whereas the photocopier is at the end of the hall and just out of view for our administrator if he sits in the right spot.

Action, adventure, suspense, office work!