Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Adventures in trans fats

I have a love/hate relationship with KFC, iMovie, Diet Coke, my torso, my apartment, and you ... so I saved money by making a [way too long] movie about all of them*!

Right-click, left-click ... it doesn't matter anymore.


* Actually, the movie doesn't have a whole lot to do with you, unless "you" refers to Laura, who did a fine job of encouraging the idea while simultaneously masking her disgust.

On further insepction I don't think I have a love/hate relationship with you or "you." Even if I did, I don't want to. An experience with a KFC Famous Chicken Bowl really puts life in perspective, you know?

5 Comments:

Blogger MB said...

maggots? worms? grubs?

ew.

And what was the point of the diet coke at that point? ;) You should have just downed it with a huge tub of regular high sugar coke!

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Miss Trish said...

While viewing this I could only picture the terror which would ensue if it was filmed in 3-D. Think about it Dave-- 3-D camera, Christmas is right around the corner-- chicken maggot item being thrust towards the viewer. Horrifying.

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... why a 'Diet' Coke in the grand scheme of things?

9:27 PM  
Blogger dyb said...

Because a "Diet" Coke was what I had in the house, Anonymous. Why the "Anonymous" identity?

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm very private when it comes to discussions of Diet Coke.

I expect you understand.

9:21 PM  

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