Would Ayn Rand eat a tomato-and-hummous sandwich for lunch?

Last night I had a dream that I was trapped in an airport because the Transportation Safety Administration refused to let me on any plane. They wouldn't tell why I couldn't get on a plane, and finally they cut up my passport and driver's license.

When I woke up, I realized I'd become an Objectivist since the previous day.

I'm at work now, trying to balance my Objectivist beliefs with my desire not to get fired. It's going pretty well, mostly because everyone here is too polite to interrupt someone who's working. I have a question about the front page, but the editor--in-chief looks busy. Yesterday she had a question for me, but I was appearing busy at the time, so she saved it for later. There's nothing else for me to do, so here I am, sending a blog post via email. This makes me look busy, except it involves way more typing than my regular duties require. That, and the editor-in-chief can see my monitor from her office. Would getting a rear-view mirror for my monitor make me look suspicious?