Fun airport quotes!

A middle-aged couple just sat down next to me. (Oh, who are they kidding; they're easily of retirement age.) The man put down his carry-on bags and the woman tried to put down her tray full of Starbuck's Frosty Beverage-attos ... but she spilled them all over the man's legs. I didn't catch what he said to her, but her reponse was a defensive "Do you think I did that on purpose?"

Ah, l'amour!