OK, I got a title ... and a thesis!

Well, it's down to the conclusion, the part of an essay I hate writing the most. Why should I have to conclude anything? If I've done my job properly and you've been attentive enough while reading, you should have been able to figure it out yourself.

Ironically, writing this conclusion saved my ass because I was on the third sentence of it when I came upon a thesis for my paper. Talk about ass-backwards! The extra bonus sad part is that it's not that great a thesis.

Happily, the thesis led to a title, which doesn't even reflect the thesis. Oh, this paper is a beast! I'll never willingly let you read it, but maybe if you're lucky I'll slip into coma and you'll be over at my house going through my papers to find my living will when you'll find "Creeping Featurism, or 'Can God write a program so big that even God's OS can't run it?'"

Soon to be a major motion picture!