"Don't question a lumberjack and never look one in the eye."

Fig.1: Unpaid advertisement

Amy Sedaris' I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence is amazing. This should come as no surprise. Please go buy it now. If you go buy it now, you'll be glad you didn't wait until later, because it's just that good.

Here is a picture of Amy from the section on hosting parties for children:

Fig.2: Future ex-Mrs. David Y. Bushnell with child (paternity unclear)

It's important to organize activities for children so they don't end up playing their own made-up games like "rub doodoo on the couch" or "doodoo in the fish tank":

Fig.3: 2 of the 16 activities

No really, go buy it now so you don't have to wait until your birthday for me to get it for you.