Superman: Deadbeat Dad

Theatrical ending of Superman Returns:

Lois: Will we see you around?
Superman: I'll always be around.

Original ending of Superman Returns:

Lois: Will we see you around?
Superman: I'll always be around. Except when it's time to pay child support.

Honestly, Superman shirking his responsibility at the end would have been really off-putting if I hadn't already been put off by the rest of the [tiresome, undercooked, already-done-better-by-Spider-Man 2] movie.