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See, the thing is, I don't feel any particular need to post here sometimes because at those times I have other outlets for the funny.

And then you say, "Since when are you funny?"

And then I'm all, "Touchez."

And then you go, "That's the wrong spelling."

At which point I remark, "Yes, but I don't know how to go all aigu here."

And then before you can say, "I guess you're not trying hard enough," I would say, "And if you think about it, maybe I wanted it to be imperative. Maybe I want to be touched."

If I could get that out, then you'd say, "Maybe you should consider shaving."

And that's patently unfair; you know how terrible I look when I'm cleanly shaven.