News wrap-up

I completely suck at installing Windows. That's the bad news.

The good news is I completely rock at laying out a student newspaper.

The lame news is that the ad manager was upset with us because we didn't put color on the cover.

The bite-me news is that the only color he gave us was an orange spot color. (The pull quote for the bite-me news is "If you want color on the cover, give us a color that doesn't suck.")

The funny news is that the printer called him at 1:30 in the morning to ask if it was intentional that the cover had no color.

The poetic justice news is that maybe this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't taken Monday off.

The copyright-infringement news is that we played Europe's "The Final Countdown" to celebrate FTP'ing our first paper to the printer, but I can't share that song with you because it was bought off iTunes and thus DRM'ed up the ass.

The news-never-ends news is that I ought to finish this up and go try to install Windows again.

The ironic news is that I'm a computer science major and a complete klutz, yet can probably install windows with less trouble than I have installing Windows. (This story is continued in the capitalization-is-important news section.)