"Your mommma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license picture."

Instead of staying in and watching Crash, I went out and saw Dave Chappelle's Block Party. Oh, it was ever good. It was like the hip-hop/R&B version of Wattstax, even though I've never seen Wattstax.

Hey, I haven't seen Ray or Walk the Line either, but I feel no compunction in calling Walk the Line "the white man's Ray". Why let facts cloud your observations? And why not let a smile be your umbrella? As long as it doesn't rain on your parade, it's all good.

Yeah, I'm out of weather metaphors.