Later, I got pants. Gray pants. Nice pants.

I went shopping with Colleen on Friday. I went looking for a laptop desk and found a chocolate fondue fountain. (Or maybe the fountain found me? I'm not always clear on this "fate" business.) Sadly, at $99 the chocolate fondue fountain is going to have wait until Christmas. (Or boredom. I'm much clearer on this "shopping makes the sad go away" business.)

Ultimately I bought a can of mixed nuts.

Helpful cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "No, these go in my tummy."