Voila un caca comme moi, un caca parfait

So you love the Cloaca machine, but you want to try it at home? Well, the WFMU blog has found just the thing for you: http://www.desyeuxdesoreilles.com/lamachineacaca/intro.htm It'll teach you nutrition and French!

Speaking of which, I think my life right now is un caca parfait. My apartment is ankle-deep in clutter and my kitchen is hip-deep in dirty dishes. My clothing needs laundering. All I ate yesterday was chocolate and burritos (homemade, but still ...). Thankfully, La Machine a' Caca can show me what my weekend has become.

But hey, at least I'm not the kid who's going to give you one of these for Valentine's Day:




People explicitly asking for hugs is sad enough, but when it's a kid who identifies with the Hulk ... gah. It's borderline heartbreaking.

There are chocolate coins inside, so it's not completely heartbreaking.