What I learned from watching a weekend matinee of the new "Pride and Prejudice" with Keira Knightley:

1) Don't worry about finding a seat if you show up late, because the theatre will be nearly empty.

2) England is gorgeous if you have good location scouts and/or lots of money.

3) The mullet is at least 200 years old. If two centuries of breeding have not rid humanity of the mullet, then there is evidently little we as a species can control. (note to self: look into mullet as proof of "Intelligent Design")

4) All those times you spun around in a swing, you were not only inducing dizziness, you were also acting out a metaphor for the passage of the time.

5) Donald Sutherland has a huge head.

6) If you propose marriage to a young lady and she says, "Well then. Your hands are cold," that's sort of like "Yes."