Maya Angelou wishes she could write like these spammers!

This morning I received an email pointing out the benefits of Cialis. I'm not one to be averse to point-form lists, so I gave it a look.

I know, I know, they misspell words so that spam filters will not block these pharmaco-entrepreneurial cries in the wilderness, but I'm just too impressed with the particular misspellings in this point:

- Haarder e-rectiiions and quick recharge

It'd be onomatopoetic, if that were the right word (which it's not). If you had a sudden erection thanks to The Miracle of Science and you wanted to verbalize the phenomenon, I imagine you'd say something like, "I've got a haard e-rectiiion." Or I dunno, maybe your erection is already being put to some use and that's why you'd say it that way. Yep, that's the case; if you're taking a pill to power your drill, you'll want to get into some action right away, and by that time you're borderline incomprehensible ... and as soon as the action's done, you're thinking clearly again and can communicate like a normal human ... "Quick recharge!"