I think Chimpy's wife is a flesh-eating robot

I can't sleep.

Here ...


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Now you won't be able to sleep, either.

Makes you kinda nostalgic for the days of Nancy Reagan, doesn't it?

I saw this picture earlier this evening. Heretofore I thought I was unable to sleep because I was still fixated on:
1) a particularly vexing problem on an assignment;
2) trying to figure out the best schedule for seeing both Grizzly Man and Jarhead in the next week;
3) what to get Rebecca for her birthday;
4) this evening's Trading Spouses, and how Southern Baptists are scum;
5) and ... you know ... stuff about girls;
but I'm starting to think that the Laura Bush Death Stare is almost wholly to blame for my sleeplessness. There's another picture in the series which could suggest that she's got the "hungry for babies" look because Prince Charles is goosing her, but that would be too easy a justification; clearly, the First Lady is just jonesing for some human flesh, and the poorer the better.




Psycho.