Did I just use "WTF" in a post?

"WTF". Good Lord. What a catastrophe.

Well, maybe not a "catastrophe". I'm not even sure what a catastrophe is anymore. So many horrible things happen with such damnable regularity that words like "catastrophe" are constantly redefined, and I'm hesitant to use words like it because I never know when the next horrific redefinition will occur. Sometimes it seems like it's just around the corner, but mostly it's unexpected and that's when it happens and it's all the worse.

Like my date this afternoon, fr'instance. Bahaha. I kid. That was less a catastrophe than an apostasy.

Er, no, it wasn't that. I use words incorrectly just because I like them, and I need to stop that. Some words, though, I refuse to use just because I hate them. Yes, hate. "Whinging" is such a word. It's my understanding that "whinging" is just like "whining" but with an extra "g". Sorta like a purebred dog is like an SPCA dog, but you pay an extra g.

Well, maybe not like that, because purebred dogs may or may not be more stupid that SPCA dogs, whereas "whinging" is definitely more stupid than "whining". The activity may be the same, mind you, but the words ... the words ...