Bill Gates, you thoughtful bastard

I am largely unable to express my delight at learning that Microsoft Visio 2003 has downloadable crime scene templates. Prior to this discovery, I had difficulty imagining under what circumstances I would leave my overpriced apartment, now that I have two couches and two giant rasterized images on my walls.

Thanks to Microsoft Visio's crime scene templates, I can now visually depict how I envision vacating my apartment:

Morbid yes, but I like it, too!

And hey, Microsoft's version of my livingroom is really tidy. I appreciate it, Bill.

(OK, maybe the shotgun's a bit much, but if you'd seen the "numchuks" you'd know that they were wholly inadequate.)

Note: That sentence before the image is completely insane: " ... Visio ... visually ... envision ... " Sorry 'bout that.