Mint ice cream with Oreos: the solution to America's obesity crisis?

I think "mint with Oreos" may be the world's finest ice cream flavor. It's like mint chocolate chip, but with Oreos instead of chocolate chips. I never cared for the chocolate chips. I care for Oreos. Add mint ice cream and I'm in love. Deeply. Unquestioningly. With a fervor and an ardor that is unmatched in the annals of fervor and ardor.

It tastes a lot like mint fudge-covered Oreos, and god knows how much I dug those. But the ice cream ... mint ice cream with Oreos is like the hot friend of mint fudge-covered Oreos that you never thought you had a chance with, but then mint fudge-covered Oreos dumped you, or went to jail, or joined the army or something, and mint ice cream with Oreos bumped into you one day and you totally ended up making out and it was awesome.

I think mint ice cream with Oreos (heretofore referred to as "micwo") could solve the country's obesity crisis. No, it's not low-fat. It's regular ice cream fat plus Oreo cookie fat: it's super-fat. But micwo (heretofore referred to as "mint ice cream with Oreos" -- the hell kinda stupid name is "micwo"?) is so goddamned delicious that if the word got out about it, folks would eat gallon upon gallon of it and their hearts would explode.

So I guess I'm trying to get lots of peoples' hearts to explode. I feel somewhat badly about all the death, but mint ice cream with Oreos is an alluring bitch goddess who's got me wrapped around her minty, icy, creamy, Oreo-y finger.