1:30 a.m.

Life's pretty good. I'm completing my ridiculous errands, I'm cooking food, I'm eating food, I'm walking way too far for too little gain, I'm considering decorating my apartment with bowling posters, and I managed to sell 200 shares of Newmont before it slipped from $41 to $40. That's $200, dude!

Sure, I could have sold it last March when it was $44, but this is now, and life's pretty good now.