Nightvision: Step into danger!

"Hey, Dave," you may be thinking. "Is there a reason why you lately haven't been frolicking in the dark with your nightvision scope?"

"Yes," I may be responding in my head. "Yes, there is a reason why I haven't been frolicking in the dark. And here is a picture of that reason's feces."


Fig. 1: 50 meters from the house

"But, Dave," you may be thinking. "Are you sure that's not deer feces?"

"Yes," I may be thinking back atcha. "Here is a picture of deer feces."


Fig. 2: 51 meters from the house

"Oh," you may be thinking. "Nevermind."

"That's right, I will 'nevermind', Mr./Ms. Smartypants," I may be thinking. Jerk.