And we're off!

In an hour or so we'll be off to NJ for Ulyana's Wedding Weekend. To do today:

• Pick up Auntie in Hunter, NY.
• Locate Marriott hotel in Somerset, NJ.
• Pick up tuxedo in Livingston, NJ.
• Pick up Aunt and Grandmother within twenty minutes of each other from two different terminals at Newark Airport.
• Shower/shave/nap/drink beer/drunkenly make embarrassing long distance phone calls to former-current-future loved ones/watch pay-per-view porn/pass out.

I don't even want to think about what I have to do tomorrow.

I hope tomorrow's rehearsal dinner involves actual food and not rehearsal food. I once had to make prop sausages for a play and I don't want to sit down to a big plate of panty hose and sawdust.

Have fun this weekend[, Dave]. Try not to get into too much trouble. Here's $50 for pizza or whatever. You have my phone number in case of an emergency, and you can always call the Porytko's if there's anything you need. Talk to you soon!