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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate illumination?

Sometimes I feel like the biggest hypocrite. I mean, I really dislike George W. Bush and his policies, but I don't do anything about it. I voted against the guy, but since then I've done zip. I've never written a letter to my congressman -- I don't even know who my congressman is. I know he (or she) is up for re-electionevery two years, so he (oe she) is probably a big suck-up. I know who my senators are, but something tells me they don't give a rat's ass what I think.

Back in University I, I used to go to protest marches because that's where everybody was hanging out that day. I'm passionate about issues, but not passionate enough to do anything about it. So maybe I'm not passionate at all. I guess I'm just opinionated.

I still think that's a pretty good, joke, though.