As a matter of fact, I do watch too many movies

Can't write long because it's the middle of the afternoon and I'm on a rat-bastard dial-up. I just remembered this and wanted to share:

Last night I was watching The Lost Boys -- you know, Kiefer Sutherland and his L.A. rock trash cronies turn Dweezil Zappa-wannabe Jason Patric into a vampire, and Corey Haim and Corey Feldman have to stop them. It's a lousy movie, but what struck me wasn't the poor acting, illogical plot contrivances, or the giant photo of Jim Morrison in the vampire cave. No, what struck me was the fact that Corey and Corey really should have made out. I wonder if they ever did (I know that Haimster was a coke fiend, and who knows what the hell Michael Jackson did to Feldman's brain; put the two together and you're in Dude Country), or if the closest they ever came was when their dicks touched while they were double-teaming some starstruck high schooler from the Valley.

Now I feel I should watch more Corey 'n' Corey movies, to see if they were the Sam-and-Frodo-style closeted It Boys of the 80's.

I don't know about you, but I'm completely nauseated now.